Two Cows…The Missing Nigerian Cows Are Finally Found

“You have two cows” refers to a popular form of political satire involving variations of a scenario, where what occurs to the cows is used to demonstrate how certain political systems function.

Every time I read the series, I always wonder why there is no Nigerian version, I mean there is an American version, A Russian version and even a Chinese version but never a Nigerian version.

However, according to Toni Morrison “If there’s a book that you want to read, but it hasn’t been written yet, then you must write it.”

Based on that advise I have decided to write the Nigerian version of Two Cows that I have always yearned for. But before I showed you what I did, I will share with you versions from 3 other countries. Enjoy …

AN IRAQI CORPORATION

A CHINESE CORPORATION

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION

AND FINALLY … THE NIGERIAN CORPORATION

PS: If you think you can do something better, funnier and crazier, then drop your very own NIGERIAN 2 COWS BLURB below. The best one (in my own opinion) will get copies of all my 4 books and also a graphic will be created similar to the one above with your name. Do you have what it takes?

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